There are a lot of messed up people in this world and 90% of them end up at my site at one time or another. Need proof? Here are some recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site:
pitchers of dwarf hamsters
You crazy college kids will drink anything.
ballerina gorilla at walmart
This is one of the many reasons I shop at Target.
satan in my fridge mad
And the people in the Amityville house thought they had it bad!
is music a sin or not a sin
Depends. Pixies? Definitely not a sin. Limp Bizkit? Sin.
heimlich maneuver fetish group
Wow. People can get off on anything.
thanksgiving fellatio on the turkey
Everyone has their own holiday traditions. Some are stranger than others.
cats that Dads hate
All of them.
I want to hear the ghostbusters theme
I don't.
fellatio coach
Umm... You know the lunchroom scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High with Phoebe Cates and the carrot? Start there.
what that stuff was on Kenny Rogers' pitching hand.
The reason he pitched twenty-three innings of shutout ball in the 2006 postseason?
I'm going to show you a world without sin
Sounds like a very boring world.
Cynical Man doll
Yes! I think it's time I had my own action figure!
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