DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
Spin posted a review of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy. It's pretty much what I expected. You can read the review here.DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK REDUX
It's funny. On Monday, Ella and I were having conversations about actors and musicians, playing the "Whatever happened to...?" game. One of our subjects was the Red Hot Chili Peppers.Today, I read on You Ain't No Picasso that they have a new video out. The song, Dani California, sucks but the video, in which they perform as many different bands, is cool. You can check it out here.
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I watch entirely too much television. Sue me. Anyway, one of my favorite shows started its second season on Friday night. Wonder Showzen is a very demented little "children's show" (BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR KIDS) that makes South Park look like Dora the Explorer.DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK REDUX REDUX REDUX
Baseball season starts tonight. And how did the Yankees go about strengthening their weak starting rotation? By picking up Johnny Damon! They'll really need to live up to the Bronx Bombers nickname this year.Go Yankees!
SUNDAY MORNING HANGOVER
Here are some of the more interesting/entertaining posts I've come across this week:- MC GGC (Girl's Gone Child) needs a girls night out.
- Mir enjoys a night of Bingo with her kids.
- Mrs. Fortune asks the Internet to help name her child.
- Rockstar Mommy hires Laurie Berkner to babysitter her children.
- Wood has tea with her pediatrician.
FUN WITH GOOGLE
Here are some recent search terms people have used to get to my site:- pimping my hi 5
Wait! Is this like Pimp My Ride, only with children's television icons? If so, there's no one that needs pimping like Hi-5. We love that show, but God it seems their wardrobe people are not only stuck in the 80s, but are also blind. - imagine all the carnage when 22 grams of self
Imagine all the carnage if I had any idea what you're talking about. - spotted seal digestive system
And next week we'll discuss the mating habits of the armadillo. - dad hated my long hair
So I ran away from home, joined a band, and am now bussing tables at Chili's. I showed him. - rat feces in peanut butter manufacturing?
Yes. Not much has changed since George Washington Carver's days. - repeat the tylenol if kids throw up the medicine
Who needs pediatricians when you have Dr. Google? He makes house calls, after all. - crying fellatio
If someone's crying during fellatio, you ain't doing it right. - fellatio while breastfeeding
Damn, dude. Can't you keep it in your pants for a few more minutes?
