Because You Can Never Have Enough Songs About Killing Turkeys

Zoey came home from preschool today singing another delightful little ditty from next Wednesday's Thanksgiving extravaganza. Enjoy!

I'm a little Indian on the go.
Here is my arrow, here is my bow.
When I go a-hunting, hear me shout,
"Bears and turkeys, you better watch out!"

Between this and the I'm not here for living turkey song, I'm starting to think this whole Thanksgiving show is actually pro-NRA or anti-PETA propaganda. Time will tell.

I'm really hoping Max Fischer is directing this show.