An Ode To NaBloPoMo (Another Exercise In Haiku)

Thirty days blogging
What the hell was I thinking?
I am a moron.

Search terms yesterday
Haiku today; what, pray tell,
Will tomorrow bring?

Pictures of my toes?
The contents of my dresser?
Funny YouTube crap?

Only thirteen days
'Til the end (if I make it)
Thirteen fucking days.

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