I'm still at the beach, but until I get back, here are a few of the recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site:
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Wasn't this the name of Gwen Stefani's solo album?
french maid diaper change
Way to go, dude. Thanks for ruining one of my fantasies.
dora the explorer porn
Don't expect much. Bitch can't find anything without that damn map.
"i hate you daddy" girls gone wild
There's no easier way to say "I hate you, Daddy" than appearing on Girls Gone Wild.
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Arwen, is that you again? Mr. Big Dubya?
sites that make fun of johnny damon
Ok, guys. Knock it off already!
what you do when you brake marriage fouls
The only thing funnier than idiotic search terms is misspelled idiotic search terms.
play doh stuck in ears
If you squeeze his nose, maybe it will come out his butt.
guys have you dressed as a cheerleader for Halloween
No. I've dressed as a prostitute and a secretary, but never a cheerleader.
cheerleader wants to be punk
Better than the other way around!
milfs goin all out
Girls Gone Wild for the over-30 set.
mommy has a tummy ache and is vomiting in bed
Tell Dad to get his lazy ass off the couch and help!
funny guess who the dad is story?
Kids, there is nothing funny about paternity tests.
horror porno
Dude, I think we can be best friends forever.
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