Wow. It's been three months since I've done this. Here are some recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site:
I love you more than my dad's '61 ferrari
How sweet. This should be on a Hallmark card.
scary bubble wrap game
I have no idea what this means, but I get about ten visitors a day via this search term. Any idea?
big chocolate cupcakes titties
Yum!
top 5 rap metal songs of all time
Are there five?
"no self respecting girl would"
... read Cynical Dad. I love it when you folks create a new slogan for me.
talking her into fellatio
Good luck.
art alexakis yelling at my mom
Just remind him Everclear hasn't had a hit in years. That should shut him up.
what does it mean when a baby sticks out her tongue repeatedly
It means she hates you. You should've gotten a dog instead.
sorority girls on vacation kiss
Someone's been watching too many late-night Girls Gone Wild infomercials.
girls do it for camcorder
See above.
My child has hand foot and mouth disease how long before she can play with friends
It depends. Do you have a score to settle with any of her friends' parents?
Gorilla Potty Training
Christ. And I thought potty training my daughter was hard.
somehow I managed to come across as an illiterate moron
You've come to the right place! Maybe we should start a support group?
Can a girl dwarf hamster and a boy golden hamster live together without fighting or mating?
It's been my experience that a boy and girl anything cannot live together without fighting or mating.
Did Victorian children have pets?
Yes. Until suppertime.
i have nothing to write about
Neither do I. Why in the hell do you think I'm listing my search terms?
Here are my three favorite children's television searches:
- stephanie lazytown dead
- dora and boots having sex
- elmo zoey sex positions
- coloring book pic of male loins
- how did the blood and crib gangs begin
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