Yup, it's that time again. Time to dust off the old StatCounter files and show you guys some recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site:
my neighbor's cow is dead
Time for a neighborhood barbeque!
if playdoh gets hard how do i make it soft again
No idea. But if it stays hard for four hours or more, seek immediate medical attention.
dan zanes sucks
I agree. But not all children's music sucks.
co-sleeping no sex
That's why we have a crib.
best photography poses for fat people
Standing next to even fatter people?
french maid cheerleader
Dude! One fantasy at a time!
how to make diaper elephant
Is this some kind of deranged origami?
scents that guys are most attracted to
Desperation.
long hair chag
Sorry. Took that picture down some time ago. Plus, I don't have long hair anymore.
world better off without men
You're probably right.
The party ain't over until everyone's pregnant
Sounds like the worst party ever!
chuck e cheese birthday part vs pumpitup birthday party
No matter which one you choose, you lose.
germaphobe store
Oh how I wish such a thing existed.
caillou hey leave me alone
Dude? Just turn off the television. Caillou can't hurt you if he can't see you.
stupid people have more kids
It does seem that way, doesn't it? But if that were the case, I'd have a dozen or so.
child controlled by imaginary friend
Sounds like the premise to a really bad Stephen King novel.
fraggle rock kid tantrum screaming crying radio
This is why you hipsters shouldn't torment your kids with the shows of your youth.
Song of the day: Ted, Just Admit It... by Jane's Addiction
You People Frighten Me
