Today, Zed and I went to the grocery store while Ella and Zoey stayed home to do the things they do when we're not around (mostly, art projects). Apparently the manager at the grocery store has been reading my site, because they've totally replaced all their shopping carts! Which means, at least for a week or so, all the child restraints are still operational. Woo-hoo!
The shopping carts were so new, the restraints were still buckled. I giddily pushed Zed around in a cart had not been defiled by toddler ass (a wet dream for a germaphobe like me). We wandered around the store, looking for more new and exciting things.
We came to the new-and-improved Free Sugar Cookies For Kids display. They still had the sugar cookies for the children, but beside them were reduced-fat sugar cookies for the adults.
Between the new carts and the reduced-fat sugar cookies, I was so excited I had to call Ella. She did not share my enthusiasm. After we hung up, it hit me what I had just done: I had called my wife to tell her about the new shopping carts and reduced-fat sugar cookies at our grocery store. Like it was Christmas or something.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
I Need A Life
