Phoning It In: Random Snippets Of Tuesday Dialogue

While Sitting In The Recliner Together

Zoey: You've got wrinkles all over your face! Thanks, babe. Any other physical deformities you'd like to point out? And in case you're wondering, I don't have any wrinkles. I have no idea where this came from.
Me: Does Daddy look old?
Zoey: No. You look... NEW!

While Talking About What We'd Do If We Had Three Wishes

Backstory: every time Zoey finds a dandelion in the yard, she blows on it and makes a wish. Her usual wish is "I wish my Mommy would come home."

Me: I would make everyone happy.
Zoey: That already came true! Everybody's happy. I'm happy. Zed's happy! Are you happy, Daddy?
Me: Yes! What would you wish for? For Mommy to come home?
Zoey: No. I want something specialer this time.

While Pretending Zoey Was A Puppy

Me: Don't lick Daddy's chest!

While Ella Was Giving Zed His Bath

Zoey: Do you have any tattoos?
Me: No.
Zoey: Mommy has three tattoos!
Me: I think I've noticed them a time or two.
Zoey: When I get bigger can I get tattoos?
Me: Much bigger. And when Daddy's much deader.

While Eating Lunch

Zoey: I know a new song.
Me: Really? Did Miss Sarah teach it to you?
Zoey: Yes.
Me: Sing it for me, please.
Zoey: Hallelu, hallelu, hallelu, hallelujah! Crazy the Lord!

GHS: 1 (just for the mere thought of tattoos)