Last night, the four of us went out to dinner. I was eating a breadstick but had eaten all the sauce out of my plastic container.
"Zoey, can I have some of your dip?" I asked.
Zoey took a look inside her plastic container. "Just a little," she replied.
I took the plastic container, poured some of the sauce on my plate, and handed the container back to her. She looked inside and became upset.
"I said just a little titty bit! A little titty!"
Ella and I started laughing loudly, which angered Zoey all the more.
"But Daddy likes big titties," I informed her.
GHS: 0 (I've become accustomed to our lewd dinner conversations)
Scene From A Restaurant
