Since I'm an arrogant asshole, I thought I'd list my favorite posts for each month of 2008. What? You were expecting me to list the best albums, movies, or news events of 2008? You must have mistaken me for someone who has a life!
January
To Foolishly Go Where Few Men Have Gone Before
I become a Daisy Scout Troop Leader for a night.
February
How Dr. Seuss Screwed Up My Life
A cynical look at the works of Dr. Seuss.
March
The Broken Engagement
A three-part story about a girl who broke my heart and how I got my revenge.
April
What's Grosser Than Gross? This.
I die at a petting zoo.
May
Live Blogging The 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee
I blogged several events with Motherbumper, but this was my favorite. Let's do it again this year, Katie!
June
Terror At The Lazy 5 Ranch
Photographs of the animals that tried to kill us at a drive-thru animal park.
July
How Professional Wrestling Destroyed My Dream Job
Why I hate Ric Flair.
August
God Is A Marketing Genius
I discover God's plan for filling the pews on Sundays.
September
The Genesis Of A Pseudonym
How I came up with Chag.
October
How Larry Flynt Tried To Make Me His Sex Slave
I get propositioned in my front yard.
November
Um, yeah. Despite the fact that I posted every day in November, I didn't post anything worthy of being highlighted. So move along. Nothing to see here.
December
Tie: The Christmas Gift and He Said
Both of these posts deal with my son's development.
Song of the day: Becky by Be Your Own Pet
2008: The Year In Review
