You know how your PTA will have Family Nights at the local fast food establishment? And the local fast food establishment will donate 10% of its proceeds to your school?
Here's some advice should you happen to attend such a function:
It would be safer to paint yourself red from head to toe, bathe in cow sex pheromone, and attend the Running Of The Bulls in Pamplona than it would be to enter the playground at your local fast food establishment during a PTA Family Night. With all those sweaty kids all hopped up on Coke and grease, you could lose an eye. It's like Lord Of The Flies in there, only they're armed with licensed movie character plastic toys.
You'll thank me later.
BTW, here's my pick for tonight's game: Patriots (-4) over Jets. All other picks will be posted this weekend.
It's Chag's Super Duper Awesome Parenting Advice Time!
