The End Is Nigh

For those of you constantly searching for signs of the end of days, I offer you the image to your right.

Yes, it's real.

Yes, it's coming out.

Yes, it's sad.

After seeing this, I'm convinced publishing companies are running out of ideas and everyone deserves a book deal. Except me, of course. I couldn't string together fifty pages if my life depended on it. Unless you count my manifesto on everything that's wrong with the world. And nobody needs to read that.

And am I the only who's surprised to learn American Idol has a soul?

Song of the day: It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.