Fight The Good Fight
Zoey: I'm going to beat Zed up today!Explanation: No, we're not starting a Fight Club Junior in our home. Zoey, who is a notoriously slow eater, actually finished her lunch before Zed this afternoon.
Proof I Spend Entirely Too Much Time Around Kids
We were playing in the backyard when Zoey's neighborhood chum, Elmo, entered through the woods.Elmo: Is today tomorrow?
Me: No. Yesterday was tomorrow.
Elmo: Aw man!
Me: Sorry.
Explanation: I hosted a little playdate for some of Zoey's preschool buddies on Wednesday afternoon. Elmo came over on Tuesday and I told him, "We're having a bunch of kids over tomorrow afternoon if you want to drop by." But he didn't drop by until Thursday afternoon.
And Thanks
Thanks to everyone who took the time to fill out the survey. And for those of you who haven't, what are you waiting for? It's lots of fun. It makes you more popular with the opposite sex. Children and household animals will love you. Thanks!Song of the day: Push Th' Little Daisies by Ween
