Sponges That Speak

On Saturday, the neighborhood came together for a block party. We had great weather and the kids played well into the night. Everyone had a good time.

Well, everyone but me as I was constantly running inside to catch some of the second game of the Red Sox's three-game sweep of the Yankees. So I spent most of the time in a lawn chair, muttering obscenities, and drinking Diet Coke from a plastic cup.

At one point, the three-year-old daughter of one of my neighbors came up to me.

"Is there any alcohol in your drink?" she asked. I giggled.

"No, honey. Why?"

"Can I have a sip?"

I gave her a sip as my eyes met the eyes of her mother, whose face was blood red.

And it wasn't sunburn.

I giggled even more.

Song of the day: Goodbye Earl by Me First And The Gimme Gimmes