Stuff Only I Care About XV

Weekly Random Thoughts On The Yankees

The Yankees went 3-3 this week, bringing their overall record to 38-28, and are now tied with Boston atop the AL East.

What the hell happened Saturday? The Yankees had a 9-2 lead against the Nationals and ended up losing 11-9. It was painful to watch.

The Yankees designated Aaron Small for assignment this week. When will they do the same with Jaret Wright?

As I told Mr. Big Dubya this week, if the Yankees or the Red Sox don't start pulling away from the pack, the Blue Jays are eventually going to overtake them both.

Randy Johnson and Chien-Ming Wang both had strong outings this week. Johnson went six and a third, giving up four hits and one earned run while striking out six in a win against Cleveland. Wang pitched seven and a third innings of shutout ball, giving up five hits.

God Save The Internet

I'm sure by now everyone's heard about the Save The Internet campaign. Telephone and cable companies are lobbying Congress to end network neutrality. This would give said companies the ability to restrict what you can see and do on the Internet. Basically, if Site X pays more money to the telecom companies than Site Y, they can make Site Y load m-u-c-h slower, if at all. It could also lead to a la carte pricing. Imagine having to pay x dollars a month just to visit Blogger sites. Or imagine having to pay a certain amount for every single site you visit. Would you pay to read this site? Neither would I.

So, have you signed the petition yet?

Not only is the protest strong, it's got its own protest song. God Save The Internet is by The Broadband (Jill Sobule, Kay Hanley (former Letters To Cleo singer), and Michelle Lewis). You can download it for free here.

When You Care Enough To Send The Very Worst

Based on my search engine hits the past few days, I'm the Hallmark of the Internet. A lot of people have come here looking for Father's Day poems, songs, etc.

Some of you will get sweet cards:
  • kind words to say to your father on fathers day
  • poems about dads
  • stay at home dad father's day CARD
Some of you will be get funny cards:
  • fun songs with word dad in
  • funny dads day phrases
  • funny saying for dads day
  • funny songs about dads
  • funny things about dads
  • funny things my dad did
  • funny things kids say about their dads
  • Funny things that Kids really think of their Father
  • funny words for dad
  • humorous poems about dads
  • really funny fathers day
Some of you will get cards that are far from sweet and funny:
  • FATHER'S DAY POEM TO A FATHER THAT WASNT REALLY AROUND
  • Poems about dads who walked out
  • Poems about dads that are not around
  • poems for dads that leave
  • poems on when a child dad dont show that they love there children
  • sarcastic fathers day cards for dads who left their kids
  • sarcastic father poems
At least one of you should duck when you get your card:
  • "i hate you" fathers day cards
And then there's this poor bastard:
  • a little poem for my dad on fathers day who has only died in the last three months

Sunday Morning Hangover

Since it's Father's Day, I'm ditching the usual Sunday Morning Hangover links this week. Instead, I'd like you to visit some of my favorite dads and give them a big slobbery kiss. Tell 'em Chag sent you.
Happy Father's Day, everyone!