Where In The World Is Chag Holland?

Not around here, that's for damn sure. This is my fourth post for the month of March. I suck.

So what have I been doing instead of writing here?

  • Not reading other people's blogs. Once again, I suck.
  • Not running an NCAA bracket contest on my site. Remember the sucking?
  • But I'm still doing my Nameless Radio Show! During the past two weeks, we've had shows devoted to masturbation and oral sex! ROCK!
  • Still on the wagon! Or off the wagon? Hell, I could never get that right. Bottom line: I still haven't smoked a cigarette since my 40th birthday. And I plan on keeping it that way.
  • Rereading all the awesome comments and emails I received after my smoking post. Thanks guys!
  • Creating the most awesomest site the world has ever read. It'll be live soon. Very soon.
  • While doing so, realizing that you can do a lot of really cool shit with Blogger. Who says you get what you paid for?
  • Gearing up for March Madness! Go Heels! Oh wait...