Dear Zoey--
You know we love you and would love to give you anything your little heart desires.
Within reason.
I don't quite understand why you want those stupid things. Maybe you're proud of your family? Maybe you're just in love with your name? I don't know.
But we will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever put those asinine family stick figures on the back of either of our cars.
Sorry, babe. How about a pony?
Hugs & Kisses,
Mommy & Daddy
Management
Yet Another Open Letter To My Daughter
