Ten whole tweets this week. You guys are lucky, lucky devils!
- Wanted: Pretty woman who knows how to build an ark. Ability to work in a bikini a plus. Please send pictures with references. -- 11.11.09
- What the hell is The Weather Channel doing playing Sublime during the local forecast? -- 11.11.09
- When I took the kids to school today, we passed two large lakes that were not there yesterday. Go away, rain! -- 11.12.09
- The Who? The hell? I'm tired of dinosaurs performing during the Super Bowl's halftime show. -- 11.12.09
- Filed under things I wish I'd never seen: Rivers Cuomo and Travis Barker backing Taylor Swift in the Band Hero commercial. -- 11.12.09
- Oh, Slash! How could you? http://bit.ly/2FhLSv -- 11.14.09
- God. Bill Belichick's balls must hang to the floor. -- 11.15.09
- They should make women's perfume that smells like coffee. -- 11.16.09
- A PR pitch I received today claimed I have the "ability to influence others." HA! HA! HA! I can't even get my kids to listen to me. -- 11.17.09
- Merry Madagascar? Isn't it a little too early for the animated holiday crap? -- 11.17.09
