Cynical Dad NFL Power Index
Here are my top six teams in the NFL:- New Orleans Saints (8-0)
- Indianapolis Colts (8-0)
- Minnesota Vikings (7-1)
- New England Patriots (6-2)
- Pittsburgh Steelers (6-2)
- Dallas Cowboys (6-2)
Falcons (-1.5) over PANTHERS
I'd be going the other way if DeAngelo Williams was healthy.
DOLPHINS (-10) over Bucs
The Dolphins will run all over Tampa Bay.
VIKINGS (-16.5) over Lions
Every week, I think to myself, "Man, the Lions and the points look appetizing." No more, I say!
Jaguars (+7) over JETS
I don't trust either of these teams. But I doubt either one of them could beat the other by a TD.
TITANS (-7) over Bills
While I think all this talk of the Titans going perfect for the rest of season and making the playoffs is silly, I don't think they'll have any trouble with the Bills.
Bengals (+7) over STEELERS
I think the Bengals will pull the upset (but is it truly an upset when Cincinnati's already won their previous meeting?).
Saints (-14) over Rams
This game could get ugly quickly.
Chiefs (+2) over RAIDERS
Oh, God. I hope this isn't the CBS game this week.
CARDINALS (-9) over Seahawks
Another game I hope won't be televised locally.
Broncos (-3.5) over REDSKINS
Got a two-game losing streak? Washington to the rescue!
Eagles (+1.5) over CHARGERS
Which one of these teams is the biggest underachiever?
Cowboys (-3) over PACKERS
Don't look now, but Romo isn't sucking. Of course, it's not December yet.
COLTS (-3) over Patriots
Went back and forth and back and forth on this one.
Ravens (-10.5) over BROWNS
It doesn't matter who you put in at QB, Mangini. They both suck.
This Week
Me: 1-0Simmons: 1-0
Last Week
Me: 6-6-1Simmons: 7-5-1
Season
Me: 67-60-2Simmons: 75-52-2
DISCLAIMER: This is provided for entertainment purposes only. If you follow my advice, you are a fool.
Seriously, if you ever spend money based on something I say, have your head examined.

