Another batch of my totally awesome, totally amazing tweets:
- If you hate Dave Matthews Band, you need to watch this: http://bit.ly/4xMHGb (NSFW) -- 09.17.09
- I found out today that my son is in the 4% percentile for height. If I can just keep him off the carbs, I might have a jockey on my hands. -- 09.17.09
- BTW, if you haven't been following @Blogography's pictures of Alaska this week, you're missing out. Beautiful. -- 09.18.09
- Cloudy WIth A Chance Of Meatballs: nothing like the book, but still very enjoyable. Loved the Public Enemy cats! -- 09.19.09
- They have cage dancers in the new Cowboys stadium! -- 09.20.09
- I'm hiring this dude for my kids' birthday parties: http://tinyurl.com/n5gljb -- 09.21.09
- Anyone play ESPN's Streak For The Cash? I have a streak of 14 games going right now. Because I am AWESOME!!! -- 09.21.09
- I am dead. Deceased. Gone. Decided to drink every time someone said, "Wildcat" on MNF. Service details will be announced shortly. -- 09.21.09
- Some songs, while lame, are so catchy you can't resist them, no matter how hard you try. Here is one such song: http://tinyurl.com/68pesg -- 09.22.09
SIXTEEN! BOOYAH!
