A new monster was discovered (and killed) a few days ago.
I think it looks like those aliens from Close Encounters, but I've been told by some people that it resembles the alien from American Dad more.
And of course, the government scientists want us to believe it is a hairless sloth. Whatever.
P.S. Remember the Chupacabra that was discovered at the beginning of the month? What have we heard from the experts that were supposed to analyze its blood samples?
Nothing.
The silence proves that bitch was REAL.
MONSTER ALERT! MONSTER ALERT!
