Here's the latest batch of my tweets of the week:
- Raditude? Really, Rivers? -- 08.18.09
- Everclear never got enough respect. The band, not the alcohol. -- 08.18.09
- Today I officially become a stay-at-home parent. As in, I get to hang out at home while the kids are at school and not in some parking lot. -- 08.25.09
- So what the hell do you people do all day long? -- 08.25.09
- I need a pack of cigarettes, a fifth of Vodka, ten bucks, and a driver. -- 08.26.09
- I know the economy sucks folks, but $10 will not get you a hooker. At least not an adventurous one. -- 08.26.09
- Dear Hollywood, We're through. You CANNOT remake Heathers. Especially as a TV series. Love, Chag -- 08.27.09
- Soon, all movies will either be remakes or based on toys or comic books. -- 08.27.09
- Lady at the grocery store, to me: "When I was young, lamb was like breast milk to me." -- 08.28.09
- I need an anthem. -- 08.29.09
- If you were in the hospital & hooked up up to morphine, why WOULDN'T you hit the button every chance you got? -- 08.31.09
- I hate hospitals. #4 on most depressing places ever. -- 08.31.09
