Here's the latest batch of my tweets of the week:
- Is there somewhere we can we vote against this? They're remaking Red Dawn (WOLVERINES!!!) with Tom Cruise's son in one of the roles. -- 08.10.09
- Cool Read: 8 Things in John Hughes Movies You Won’t See in Today’s Teen Movies: http://tinyurl.com/knke4s -- 08.10.09
- Wife is making me get a physical. She claims it is because of the new insurance her company has. I claim it's because she hates me. -- 08.10.09
- The Imagination Of Doctor Parnassus looks 10 kinds of awesome! -- 08.13.09
- Everyone needs to watch Tosh.0. That way it won't get canceled and I won't have to cry. -- 08.14.09
- My wife and I invented a new game: Strip Mario Kart. She starts stripping when she wants me to put the controller down & come to bed. -- 08.14.09
- Damn near everyone I spoke with yesterday started crying. Talking at least ten different people. One of those days. -- 08.15.09
- How did I go from reading Christopher Moore's Fool to Robert's Rules Of Order? I took a wrong turn somewhere this summer. -- 08.15.09
- 60 Minutes could be the greatest news entertainment program on TV but I'd never know because I simply refuse to watch it. -- 08.16.09
- Too many bad memories of it ruining my Sunday evenings as a child. OH NO! YUCKY BORING NEWS IS ON! -- 08.16.09
- I still break out in hives when I see a stopwatch. -- 08.16.09
- Just found out my wife thinks Matthew McConaughey is sexy. It's amazing what you can find out about your spouse if you actually talk to her. -- 08.16.09
- This had me cracking up: http://bit.ly/crnPq -- 08.17.09
- The new Weezer song rules! Here's (If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To: http://bit.ly/xJJll -- 08.17.09
- If Inglorious Basterds were any good, it wouldn't be released in August, right? -- 08.17.09
- I miss Suck.com -- 08.17.09
