Over the weekend, I discovered I have a new problem. On Saturday, I started itching. Not just in one spot, but all over my body. This lasted for about thirty minutes. It was a fun way to pass the time.
On Monday night, I started itching again. I was talking to someone I had just met, someone with a good deal of respect in the community, and I was nervous. It was then that I put two and two together. I was also nervous about something on Saturday when I started itching.
Now when I meet new people, in addition to looking at the ground, stuttering, and sweating, I'll be itching up a storm as well. Nice.
And people wonder why I'm not going to BlogHer. I'd need a U-Haul just to pack all my neuroses and insecurities.

