Want To Be A DJ?

The auction that benefits the Border View YMCA ends in just a matter of days! If you haven't checked it out, here are some of the items you can bid on:

• A dinner date with MetroDad.
• An oil painting by the world-renowned artist, Whit Honea.
  
• 15 pounds of cookies from Bite My Cookie (I've had these and they're delicious!).
• An autographed copy of Rockabye and a link on her website from Girl's Gone Child.
• A Mets game with Looky, Daddy!
• A month of advertising on Attack Of The Redneck Mommy.
  
• A month of advertising on Sarah And The Goon Squad.
• A month of advertising on Busy Mom.
• A set of Monster Turbine In-Ear speakers from A Family Runs Through It.
• A Flip Mino camcorder.
• A pass for the 2009 BlogHer Conference.
• Dinner with Shamu and passes to Sea World, San Diego.
• Round-trip airfare to Ft. Lauderdale and a five-day cruise to Jamaica and Grand Cayman. The coolest part? Queensryche, Tesla, Skid Row, and some other bands will be performing on this cruise. Rock!
• And more!
  

I'm also auctioning off an item. If you place the winning bid on my auction, you get control of my Nameless Twitter Radio Show for a week! While I'll still be running the show, the show will be YourName's Nameless Twitter Radio Show that week. You'll also get to pick that week's theme and the opening two songs, two songs at the start of the second hour, and the final song played during the show. I'll also plug you and your website on the show and my blog. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity which is currently only going for $25. I think that's because it's near the bottom of the page (what's up with that, Matthew?).

So what the hell are you waiting for? To bid on my auction, click here. To bid on the other auctions, click here.