My Weekend With Twitter

Over the weekend, I made the decision to try to be less of a prick when it comes to Twitter, so I followed everyone who follows me unless they were trying to sell me something.

As I was looking through the list of people that follow me, I found three people that follow only me and no one else, which is more than just a little bit freaky. You know what this means, don't you?

They're droids sent from the future to destroy me!

Or the government is keeping tabs on me. AGAIN!

As a result, I have to be a little more selective on what I say on Twitter. For now on, only read every third word of each tweet. It'll be our secret code, ok?

SUCK IT, DROIDS/GOVERNMENT AGENTS!

AND DON'T FORGET

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