I'm having trouble figuring out this season. Here's what I do know: the Cowboys look incredible and St. Louis looks like a high school team.
Here are my picks for week four (home teams in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):
Broncos (-9) over CHIEFS
Does Kansas City know the season's started?
BENGALS (-3.5) over Browns
The Browns are averaging an impressive 8.7 points per game this year.
Texans (+7.5) over JAGUARS
Jacksonville always seems to play at the level of the team they're playing. I can't see them beating anyone by 8.
Cardinals (+1) over JETS
I don't think the Jets can keep up with Arizona's offense.
49ers (+6) over SAINTS
I know they were playing the Lions, but San Francisco impressed me last weekend.
Falcons (+7.5) over PANTHERS
I can't see the Panthers winning by 8. In fact, I'm worried they won't win this game.
TITANS (-3) over Vikings
Peterson and Taylor are both listed as questionable.
Packers (+1.5) over BUCS
If Orton can pass for 250+ with 2 TDs, Rodgers will get at least 300 and 3 scores.
Bills (-8) over RAMS
The line could be 18 and I'd still take the Bills.
Chargers (-7) over RAIDERS
San Diego finally got their act together last Monday.
Eagles (-3) over BEARS
Even if Westbrook's out, this game won't be close.
COWBOYS (-11) over Redskins
11 points is a lot to give to 2-1 team, but I think Dallas will win by at least 2 TDs.
Ravens (+5.5) over STEELERS
The Steelers have gone six quarters without scoring a touchdown.
Last Week
Me: 8-8Simmons: 10-6
Season
Me: 23-23-1Simmons: 23-23-1
DISCLAIMER: This is provided for entertainment purposes only. If you follow my advice, you are a fool.
Seriously, if you ever spend money based on something I say, have your head examined.
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