Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

The other day, I saw a sorority girl wearing a t-shirt advertising a golf tournament where the proceeds went to cancer research. The back read "Beating Cancer -- One Stroke At A Time."

Oh the double entendre!

I love sorority girls. Even when they're trying to do good, they're still a bit naughty.

Top 5 Fraternity/Sorority Movies
(Non-Porn Edition)

Yeah, I know. Not much of a segue. Delta Delta Deal with it.

Honorable Mentions
The House On Sorority Row
Hell Night
Night Of The Creeps
Fraternity Vacation
Three scary movies and an 80s sexploitation flick. Sounds like the perfect date night to me!

Onto the Top 5 (I'm leaving out descriptions because I'm assuming everyone has already seen these flicks):

5. PCU
This movie featured a very strange looking Adam Duritz Jon Favreau.

4. School Daze
Any chance you get to add a Spike Lee movie to a list, you take it.

3. Old School
"We're going streaking!" God, I love Will Ferrell. I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

2. Animal House
This movie was so great it spawned a half-assed TV show.

1. Revenge Of The Nerds
This movie was so great it spawned three half-assed sequels.

Wow. There are two Jeremy Piven movies on my list. He was in two of the movies I featured last week, too. I'm beginning to think I have a crush on him or something.

So what are your favorite non-porn fraternity/sorority movies? We'll save the porno titles for a future date.

Song of the day: Kyrie by Mr. Mister