When you're young, you can't get older fast enough. But when you reach a certain age, you wish you could reverse the aging process. At what age does this phenomenon plateau and you're genuinely happy with the age you are? That number probably has a lot to do with the amount of sex you're getting.
Zoey and I were at the park the other day. She was riding her bicycle and I was walking next to her. An elderly lady came up to us, smiled, and said, "It won't be long before your Daddy will be teaching you how to drive a car!"
"Tell me about it!" I replied as we continued on our way. I looked over at Zoey, who was beaming from ear to ear.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"I bet that lady thought I was TWELVE!" she exclaimed.
Song of the day: The Rainbow Connection by Kermit The Frog
Walking Through The Park
