Have you ever seen an old gas pump like this? I hadn't until a few days ago. The thing's like seven feet tall.
You know, I wouldn't mind paying four bucks a gallon if I got to use one of these things.
Ok. That's a lie. But it would definitely be a hell of a lot cooler.
Although something tells me it doesn't take debit cards.
This gas pump stands in front of a defunct Shell gas station:
Is that not cool as hell? Here's another view:
It's a Shell gas station and it's shaped like a shell!
Wouldn't life be much simpler if all businesses followed this model? Sporting goods stores would be shaped like footballs. Pet stores would be shaped like dog bones. Mexican restaurants would be shaped like tacos. It would take all the guesswork out of things. Big box stores would be shaped like big boxes -- oh wait, never mind.
And ladies, something tells me your husbands would want to tag along on your trip to the gynecologist.
Song of the day: Reunited by Peaches & Herb
Truth In Advertising
