Be careful when you let your children watch Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
This is not a post condemning her Vanity Fair photo spread. More power to her! I've been after Vanity Fair to post topless photos of me for years but they've yet to return my calls. Bastards.
Awhile back, I started letting Zoey watch Hannah Montana. While she enjoys the show (she watches it about once a week but I'm always nearby with my hand on the remote, ready to act if things get out of hand (kissing, inappropriate language, kissing, etc.)), she's more into Hannah's music. Recently, we started watching some of Hannah's videos on YouTube. Then we branched out to High School Musical numbers and other songs she has heard on Radio Disney.
Well, she has digested all those dance moves from YouTube, processed them with her five-year-old brain, and has come up with her own dance routines.
And now my daughter dances like a stripper.
The end.
GHS: 7
Footnote: It's been a long time since the wife and I have been to a drag show, so what I'm about to ask could very well be common practice, but wouldn't Fabulous from High School Musical 2 be a perfect song for a drag queen to sing at a show?
Song of the day: I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Hannah Montana Is A Gateway Drug
