I figured since everyone and their mothers are sponsoring NASCAR races these days, I'd give it a spin. NASCAR's still cool, right?
Ok. I didn't really bankroll a race. I don't have that kind of dough. Yet.
This is actually the 500th post on Cynical Dad. I know there are those who post several times a day that would laugh at someone commemorating his 500th post. But I look at that number and feel like I've accomplished something.
Of course, when you take away the posts about music, the posts about this site (like this one), and the posts that suck (like this one), you're only left with sixteen posts.
So while this is my 500th post (or 16th, depending on how you look at it), it's also my last. I know I've already quit once this week. But that was a joke. This is for reals.
I'm planning on winning the lottery on Saturday night. I can feel it! And that 200 million will come in mighty handy. Champagne wishes, caviar dreams, and Parisian prostitutes. All the finer things.
So this is it. Hope you enjoyed the ride. 500 is such a nice number to end things with, don't you think?
But before I go, let's bring this post full circle. In honor of the NASCAR talk at the beginning (and my failed Five For Friday series), here's one last list for the road.
The Five Most Boring Sports To Watch On Television
- Hockey
- Auto racing
- The Paint Drying World Championship
- Soccer
- Golf
Song of the day: Rock And Roll by The Velvet Underground
