Major League Baseball and the National Football League both have policies in effect that penalize athletes for taking illegal steroids. Up to now, athletes have been tested at random intervals to see if they were abusing steroids. It is a costly and not exactly foolproof process.
But thanks to the Roger Clemens Principle, introduced on Sunday night's 60 Minutes, it is now fairly easy to test for HGH. How?
Just check for a third ear on the athlete's forehead or the ability to pull a tractor with one's teeth. It's a simple sight test that anyone can administer.
Problem solved! Merry Christmas, MLB & NFL!
Cross-posted at Draft Day Suit
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Testing Athletes For Steroids Just Got A Whole Lot Cheaper (And Easier!)
