It Was Way Too Early For This Conversation

Ella was getting ready for work this morning when Zoey came waltzing into our bedroom.

Zoey took one look at the thong Ella was wearing and said, "Mommy! Your underwear's on backwards. The little part goes in the front!"

And that's when I pretended to be asleep.

Song of the day: Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus