Zed and I were walking Friday (actually, I was walking while he was riding in his pink car) when my mom called me.
Mom: Guess what I bought today?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: Guess.
Me: Just tell me.
Mom: A Wii.
Me: Really? Why?
Mom: I've been wanting one for awhile. There's a bowling game that looks fun.
Me: You spent $350 for a bowling game?
Mom: Yes.
Me: But you don't even play video games. Or bowl.
Personally, I think this is an evil ploy to see her grandchildren more often. But little does she know I haven't touched a video game in nearly five years.
Song of the day: Take The Skinheads Bowling by Camper Van Beethoven