Ok. I've seen Chris at Rude Cactus do this in the past. It looked like fun, so I'm giving it a shot. And how else am I going to get to thirty posts by the end of November?
Below are seven items. At least one of these items is a true fact about me. At least one of the items is a lie. Your job is to tell which are the truth(s) and which are the lie(s). The first five people to correctly identify the truth(s) from the lie(s) win a mix CD and a super rare, Limited Edition Cynical Dad lapel pin (perfect for your daughter's Cabbage Patch Doll).
Here we go:
- I once won a Kurt Cobain look-alike contest without any prep work whatsoever.
- I was once contacted by Amnesty International, who thought I was a death row inmate.
- I was once an award-winning livestock judge.
- I have written an eco-friendly children's book about a walrus that I'm currently shopping around to different publishers.
- My very first job was cleaning out rat cages for a laboratory.
- I once wrote a fake Canterbury Tale that became required reading at several high schools and colleges.
- I own a first edition copy of The Catcher In The Rye.
I'll announce the winners on Sunday. Good luck!
Song of the day: Something I Can Never Have by Nine Inch Nails
