When you have nothing else to write about, share your search terms. Here are some recent interesting/amusing/demented search phrases people have used to get to my site:
how to raise kids with a sociopath
Ask Ella.
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Why, dude? Why?
help dora find the bathroom before she has an accident
Who do we ask for help when we don't know which way to go? The map!
Or just take a dump in Backpack.
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The animatronic animals come to life and kill the six extra kids. Sorry, but society must have rules.
little girl died at chuck e. cheeses when she was in this ball pit a snake bit her
Or feed them to the snakes!
do bears have ticklish skin
Oh yes! Give it a try the next time you see one in the wild. I hear they like it behind the ears.
when to take a toddler with a possible concussion to the doctor
Um… now?
guy in a van parked in front of my house
They're on to you! Quick! Put everything you can't live without in a pillowcase and sneak out the back window!
what does it mean when a little bird flies in your home hits entertainment center and dies
It's a sign that you need a plasma television (at least that's what you should tell your wife).
emergency room footage of guy with tree in ass
You know, if I was an ER doc, I would be taking all kinds of secret pictures of the crazies that come in after a night of drinking on Saturday night. Apparently, so would this guy.
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Yikes! Next time you go shopping with your Dad, explain to him that naked furniture means unfinished furniture.
my 9 year old's unibrow?
Is scaring the other kids! Wax on, wax off, baby!
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Sorry, but I just had to come back to this one. Seriously, dude… WTF?
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If he opts out of his contract at the end of the year? Money Changes Everything. Bastard.
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Marilyn Manson?
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Favorite search term of the month (even if there is a misspelled word).
Song of the day: Love Your Money by Daisy Chainsaw
Ticklish Bears, Unibrows, And Tina Yothers Nude
