On The Road Again

We're heading to the beach on Thursday afternoon! Hallelujah, Woo-Hoo, and all that jazz.

On our last trip to the beach, we got to see Jeff Foxworthy stores, a tractor pulling into a saloon, and a Slippery Dick. We learned of a Miss Small-Breasted contest being held at a strip club. I also pissed off a bunch of sorority girls.

But I know we'll be able to partake of much more redneck goodness this trip because

• It's not supposed to make it to 60° the entire time we're there which will means less beach time but also means more time to take in the freakshow.
• It's Spring Break! ALL the weirdoes will be in town representin'.
  

I'm a bit disappointed we're going to the beach this weekend. Sarah was passing through this way and wanted to know if we could get the kids together. I've never met a fellow blogger. Actually, that's a lie. I once met 200 fellow bloggers at a conference. I just didn't tell them who I was. I went to learn things and not to network because I am an introverted nerd.

But it's probably just as well. Sarah could've turned out to be an axe-wielding psychopath. Or maybe she really is a suburban mom with a fondness for 80s metal. Maybe next time.

Until we get back, enjoy the following sites:

• …For A Different Kind Of Girl
• Go Go Bimbo!
• Halushki
• Oh, The Joys
• Tattooed Dad

Song of the day: Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham