Today, My Wife Becomes A Fantasy Football Widow
Ah, yes. The NFL returns tonight. I play in three fantasy football leagues which means I spend every free moment poring over box scores, injury reports, and team practice reports, constantly looking for ways to improve my team. I invest so much time you'd think I owned a real team.Yeah, I'm a loser.
But damn it's fun!
The Chinese Have Found Me
I get over 100 spam emails a day in my gmail account (thank God for filtering). I looked through them briefly this morning and fifty percent of them were written in Chinese letters. Nice to know I've gone international. Big time, baby!Laptop Blues No More!
Last night, I was able to revisit the wireless issue with my new laptop for the first time since Sunday evening. It took me five minutes to get it up and running. I have no idea what I did wrong the first time that led to me struggling with it for four hours to no avail. I am truly an idiot.Thursday Morning Dialogue With Zoey
Zoey, Zed, and I were watching Sesame Street today. Little Richard came on and sang Rubber Duckie. Zoey watched it for a few seconds, scrunched up her nose and squinted her eyes. Finally, she pointed at Little Richard and asked me, "Daddy, is she a boy or a girl?" I couldn't do anything but laugh.On our way to preschool, Zoey looked at Zed. Zed was wearing a pair of khaki shorts and blue polo shirt. "Zed's dressed like a Daddy today," Zoey said.
This bothered me because I don't own any polo shirts. Apparently, I don't fit the "Daddy Image" mold even in my daughter's eyes.
Oh well.
