Simply ask her, "What did you get Chag for Mother's Day?"
Then step back and watch the sparks fly!
Update: Our next-door neighbor asked her this question. After Ella snapped his neck and devoured his carcass, I foolishly told her that Zoey's preschool teacher asked me the same thing at the drop-off line.
Luckily, I can outrun my wife.
How To Piss Off Ella With One Little Question
