Note: Please ignore the sappy crap at the beginning. I come off like a real dork.
I was changing Zed. Zoey was acting like a baby bird.
"Peep. Peep."
"Hello, baby bird!"
"Peep. Peep."
"We'll call you Peep Peep. And we'll call Zed Poop Poop because all he ever does it poop!"
"I'll call you goo-shay (I have no idea what word she was trying to say).
"Why?"
"Because you have a big belly!" She giggles.
"Daddy has a big belly?"
"No!" Still giggling.
"Who has a big belly?"
"Mommy!"
"Mommy has a big belly?"
"Yes!"
"Why does Mommy have a big belly?"
"(While grabbing her chest) Because she has big these things! And you can drink milk out of them!"
GHS: 0
I've Been Waiting For Something Like This To Happen (A Conversation About Boobs)
