You know, I could pick up the phone right now (well, not right now because it's 10:12 PM, but during normal business hours) and find someone to teach my daughter
- how to swim
- how to play a musical instrument
- tae kwon do (or some other kind of self defense system)
- how to draw (paint, sculpt, etc.)
- how to do better at school
But after today, all I'm really looking for is someone to teach my daughter how to vomit in the toilet. Hell, at this point, I'd be satisfied with near the toilet.
