"If I wanted to read your tweets, I'd follow your ass on Twitter."
"Bite me."
- Super Mario Bros Wii has more false endings than a Friday the 13th flick. -- 01.25.10
- Since New Orleans won the OT coin flip, marched down the field and scored (leaving Favre no chance), the OT rule will be changed next year. -- 01.24.10
- I'm playing a game of Scrabble on Facebook. So far, I've spelled HOT, KEG, and UNZIPS. Apparently, I'm playing the R-rated version. -- 01.21.10
- Radio stations played Lady Ga Ga's Bad Romance 10,859 times last week. I think my local station account for 9,000 of them. -- 01.20.10
- Cosmo declared, "The thong is dead!" I declare, "Cosmo can suck it!" -- 01.20.10
