My daughter had a test last week on the different states of matter. For extra credit, she was asked to draw and label an example of a gas, a solid, and a liquid.
For gas, she drew air. It looked like bubbles to me, but how does one draw air?
For solid, she drew a block a cheese.
For liquid, she drew a bottle of wine.
The hell, Zoey? We don't even drink wine. Now your teacher probably thinks we're lushes or worse -- a couple of assholes who sit around eating wine and cheese and listen to NPR.
I really need to stop taking her to the fancy grocery stores.
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