Tweets Of The Week XVII

Here ya go!

  • I need these shoes: http://tinyurl.com/yf3e8c7 God, I sound like a mommyblogger. -- 11.25.09

  • Surely I'm not the only one who thinks that MTV's upcoming Jersey Store could be the greatest thing in the history of TV, right? -- 11.25.09

  • "What IS that you're watching?" my wife asked. "Caddyshack," I replied. And then I started filing divorce papers. -- 11.28.09

  • Dear Santa-- I want Super Mario Bros Wii for Christmas. Love, Chag -- 11.29.09

  • I don't care if we did go to high school together. I'm still not going to become a "fan" of your indoor painting service. -- 11.30.09