Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Fifteen

Ok. I'm three games back with three weeks left. I can do this!

Here are my picks for Week 15 (home teams in CAPS, Bill's teams in red):

SAINTS (-8) over Cowboys
Heard this joke today: What's the difference between Santa and the Cowboys? Santa always delivers in December. Bazinga!

RAVENS (-10.5) over Bears
Ray Rice should run wild.

Patriots (-7) over BILLS
I know the Bills are supposed to have a pretty decent defense, but I think the Patriots will come out firing often to Moss.

Cardinals (-12) over LIONS
Warner could easily throw for 500 yards against the Lions.

CHIEFS (-3) over Browns
You couldn't pay me to watch this game.

JETS (-6) over Falcons
Is anyone healthy for Atlanta?

EAGLES (-8) over Niners
Hardest decision of the week for me.

Texans (-12.5) over RAMS
Schaub should have another high-scoring day.

Dolphins (+4) over TITANS
I really think Miami's making the playoffs this year.

BRONCOS (-14) over Raiders
[Make your own comment here.]

Bengals (+6.5) over CHARGERS
I think the Chargers are the second-best team in the AFC, but Cincinnati will be playing with emotion.

Packers (+2) over STEELERS
I really don't understand how the Steelers can be favored in this game. Green Bay by a TD.

SEAHAWKS (-6.5) over Bucs
Another game you couldn't pay me to watch.

Vikings (-9) over PANTHERS
I really hope Santa brings the Panthers a new head coach for Christmas.

Giants (-3) over REDSKINS
Won't be close at all.

This Week

Me: 1-0
Simmons: 1-0

Last Week

Me: 8-8
Simmons: 8-8

Season

Me: 106-99-3
Simmons: 109-96-3