Tweets Of The Week XIII

Yeah. That time again.

  • So there's an online service that lets you rent books (like Netflix, only with books). Um... isn't this called a library? -- 10.30.09

  • I wish my kids were old enough to go to haunted houses. Or weren't afraid of haunted houses. -- 10.30.09

  • Dear Open Office, Why have I ignored your call for so long? Signed, Your new BFF, Chag -- 10.30.09

  • New neighbors gave out cheeseburgers to the adults as treats. And the wife was in a French maid costume. Best neighbors ever. -- 10.31.09

  • I'm sick of the girl who's in her pajamas but not going to bed. Go to college, go to hell. I don't care. Just go away. -- 11.03.09
Ignore me.