Cynical Dad NFL Power Index
Here are my top six teams in the NFL:- New Orleans Saints (4-0)
- Indianapolis Colts (4-0)
- New York Giants (4-0)
- Minnesota Vikings (4-0)
- New England Patriots (3-1)
- Denver Broncos (4-0)
Vikings (-10) over RAMS
Has anyone seen Adrian Peterson? He seems to be missing.
CHIEFS (+8) over Cowboys
The Cowboys suck. They won't lose this one, but there's no way they're going to win by more than a TD.
PANTHERS (-3.5) over Redskins
The Panthers will come out like a team possessed and win this one by at least 10.
EAGLES (-15) over Bucs
Fifteen points is a hell of a lot to lay on the line. Unless you're playing Tampa Bay.
Bengals (+8.5) over RAVENS
Don't tell anyone, but I think Cincinnati could actually win this game.
GIANTS (-15) over Raiders
I'm convinced I'm a better QB than JaMarcus Russell.
Steelers (-10.5) over LIONS
I take back everything I said about Big Ben. He looks damn good this year.
BILLS (-6) over Browns
Buffalo will run all over Cleveland.
NINERS (-2.5) over Falcons
Speaking of AWOL RBs, I think Turner's hanging out in the Witness Protection Program with Peterson.
Jags (pk) over SEAHAWKS
Jones-Drew will have a HUGE game.
Patriots (-3.5) over BRONCOS
Denver has a good defense. Not good enough to stop the Patriots, though.
Texans (+5.5) over CARDS
This goes without saying, but if you have any fantasy players on either of these teams, start them this week (except for the defenses). Even Chris Wells.
Colts (-3.5) over TITANS
Fun fact: the Dolphins, Panthers, Cardinals, and Titans all won their divisions last year. This season, they are a combined 2-12.
Jets (-1.5) over DOLPHINS
The Jets bounce back this weekend.
Wow. We disagree on 6 of the 14 picks this week. Someone's going down hard!
Last Week
Me: 6-8Simmons: 5-9
Season
Me: 35-27Simmons: 39-23
DISCLAIMER: This is provided for entertainment purposes only. If you follow my advice, you are a fool.
Seriously, if you ever spend money based on something I say, have your head examined.
