Tweets Of The Week VI

The latest batch:

  • The new Guitar Hero ad with all the Playboy playmates? GREATEST COMMERCIAL EVER. Oink, oink. -- 09.09.09

  • I put way too much work into fantasy football draft prep. I should've been a statistician or something. -- 09.09.09

  • Worst company name ever: Cookie Lee. I see it & think "Cookies!" Then I remember what they really sell & my stomach gets mad at my brain. -- 09.12.09

  • Dear Fantasy Team, You are dead to me. Love, Chag -- 09.13.09

  • Dear Jake Delhomme, Can you apply for early retirement? Love, Chag -- 09.13.09

  • The greatest invention in the history of the world: the plastic urinal thingie in a Porta John. -- 09.13.09

  • The Panthers signed AJ Feely today. Yet the team they were trounced by signed Jeff Garcia. The hell? WAY TO GO, PANTHERS! -- 09.14.09
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